This woman is a sociopath and I hope she is one day held accountable for her crimes. That hearing was horrifying to listen to:

So they canceled my car insurance. I could just slap myself — I was one day late on the payment. My broker’s still trying to get me reinstated, but in the meantime, I can’t drive. Which means I can’t go to the bank and deposit my check — which I’ll need to do to get another insurance policy. Sigh. (Not hinting, just telling the story.)

Meanwhile, I finally persuaded my landlord to get an exterminator in here. I killed nine mice in the past two weeks, and the exterminator found three dead ones under the stove and fridge. “You must love going in people’s houses and fixing something that’s making them so unhappy,” I said.

His face lit up. “Exactly! That’s why I get up in the morning and go to work every day. I really enjoy my job.”

I can’t believe they even thought about doing this:

Guitar Acquisition Syndrome is nothing to laugh about. Won’t you help?

“Joey Gaydos Jr., who played 10-year-old guitar-playing wunderkind Zack “Zack Attack” Mooneyham in the 2003 Jack Black comedy School of Rock, is facing felony charges of larceny and grand theft after Florida police nabbed him stealing guitars and an amp four times over the past five weeks.

“According to TMZ, Gaydos Jr. would walk into various guitar stores, try out an instrument, and then simply leave without paying for it. He would then attempt to sell the gear in a pawn shop.

“The guitars that Gaydos Jr., who in the movie rocked a Gibson Flying V, pilfered included a blue Epiphone Prophecy Les Paul (valued at $800), a black Fender Stratocaster ($699) and a Gibson Les Paul gold top ($1,900). He also made off with a Fender amp.”