I thought this Saturday Night Live skit was pretty funny, especially the credits (h/t Liss):
I’m sitting, staring at the glass of uck in front of me. I suppose the best solution is to hold my breath and gulp it quick.
UPDATE: Okay, that wasn’t so awful. It just tastes like baking soda and water.
UPDATE: The active ingredient is what they use in eye drops and in various manufacturing processes. Yay.
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Interesting column from David Sirota about people criticizing Chris Christie for lowering state flags after the death of Whitney Houston:
Of course, when singer Frank Sinatra died and New Jersey’s flags were flown at half-staff, this kind of outrage was nowhere to be found — despite the fact that Sinatra himself was a drug abuser (the drug in question beingalcohol). Likewise, the outrage was nowhere to be found when Elvis Presley died of a drug overdose in 1977 and flags all over America were flown at half-staff. Indeed, as the Rockford Register Star’s Chuck Sweeneynotes, that event prompted an order for “all city flags in Memphis (to be) lowered to half staff”; compelled former President Richard Nixon to “ask Americans to fly their flags at half staff in honor of Elvis”; and got then-President Jimmy Carter to issue a statement saying, “With Elvis, a part of our country has died.”
What, then, explains the difference? Why would there be a hostile reaction to the way New Jersey memorialized the drug-abusing Houston, when there was no such hostile reaction to the way the drug-abusing Sinatra and Presley were memorialized?
The answer, of course, is rooted, in part, in racist and sexist double standards.
When famous white men engage in illicit activities, American culture allows them to nonetheless retain their street cred, their wholesome image and their public honor. In some instances, in fact, the illicit behavior contributes to their mystique and their legacy — it is seen as acool part of who they are. This is exactly why one of the iconic images of Sinatra is him in a tux with a highball in his hand — because a white, male-dominated culture accepts — and even at times celebrates — the blemishes of fellow white men.
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Barack Obama! Even though he hasn’t done a thing to control guns, he gets accused of it anyway, because that’s how your basic paranoid wingnut thinks:
Although the nation’s largest gun lobby would never publicly acknowledge it, at least one gun-loving group seems to realize that a Democratic president isn’t always bad for business.
In a post published Tuesday by online ammunition supplier Ammo.com, President Barack Obama is hailed as “the greatest gun salesman in America.”
The site is even asking readers whether the gun industry should actually begin supporting him.
In an eye-grabbing message, the munitions outlet compiled dozens of statistics that show firearms sales skyrocketing in the wake of Obama’s 2008 election.
“Ironically, the perceived hostility towards gun owners by President Obama has actually helped the firearms industry tremendously,” they wrote. “Since the 2008 election, more Americans than ever before are purchasing firearms & ammunition. This has meant massive increases in sales by firearm & ammunition makers, billions more in federal and state tax collections related to guns & ammo, increased membership in the [National Rifle Association (NRA)], and hundreds of thousands of new Americans carrying concealed handguns. Therefore, should the firearms industry support President Obama for a second term or not?”
That’s actually a good question — although it’s not being taken seriously by the NRA.
During the recent Conservative Political Action Conference, NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre declared Obama’s lack of interest in gun regulations to be part of “a massive Obama conspiracy.”
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If you don’t count money (which is how people with no creative talent keep score), he’s what I think of as a classic loser in the game of life. No spouse, no children, workaholic, kicked out of his professional organization for ethical violations, no standards to speak of, bad toupee. I’m guessing he has to pay for sex. He’s the kind of person who makes other people feel good, because everyone can find something about this scumbag to make themselves feel superior. Isn’t it interesting, that any news organizations treat him like he’s credible? Because he’s not just on Fox News.
And now, he jokes about killing the president. Isn’t he just too special?
Fox News contributor Frank Luntz on Monday made a suggestion about running over the nation’s first black president with his car.
Appearing at an event with Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum in West Michigan, the GOP pollster warmed up the audience with a few jokes. Video of the event was captured by The Grand Rapids Press.
“I actually have a ‘Run, Barack, Run’ bumper sticker, but I put it on the front of my car,” Luntz said.
He told another joke about McDonald’s “Obama Happy Meal,” where you “order anything you want and guy behind you has to pay for it.”
Luntz also poked fun at former President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for living in Chappaqua, N.Y.
“Did you know that Chappaqua is Indian for separate bedrooms?” he asked the crowd.