I was walking through a Victorian-style amusement park on my way to a job interview, and had to go across a wooden bridge over a lake to get there.
The guy interviewing me looked just like Richard Riehle in “Office Space.” He said he was setting up a second interview at their headquarters, and by the way, I had to wear the company’s special shoes into the interview, some Pumas. He then picked up the phone and ordered a pair to be made ready for me, “and a dozen pairs for myself.”
When I walked back the way I came, I noticed that the water was now over the bridge walkway, and all these people were in the lake — not swimming, just standing there in the water. I tried to cross, but the water was already up past my mouth and I decided to turn back and walk around the lake instead.
WTF?
“Waist-deep in the Big Muddy, and the big fool says to push on…”