Boardwalk fire

I told a few friends the other day that the Seaside Heights fire sure looked like a classic “remodeling fire.” Since the time I was a kid, I’d noticed there was often fires on the boardwalk — but only in September, when the most profitable part of the season was over.

Finally, a grownup told me they were usually arson.

Well, the recent boardwalk fire has been declared a crime scene.