3 thoughts on “‘Best economy in history’

  1. I’d be willing to bet that his Russian handlers: a] short the market, b] tell Porndawg Pouty-Pants to tweet out some tarrifs, and c] use the ill-gotten gains to buy the dip, because, d] tweet out a retraction and double the take.

    Deep out-of-the money S&P500 options contracts might only be a nickle, but when they are suddenly at-the-money they might go for $10, turning millions of nickles into millions of $10 bills – if you know the tweet is coming.

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