Now see, if Michelle “Little Lulu” Malkin hadn’t already locked up one of those all-too-rare “female columnist” slots, maybe I’d have a job:
And now, the facts:
Every single detainee currently being held at Guantanamo Bay has received a hearing before a military tribunal. Every one.
Barbara over at Mahablog kinda sorta wants to slap her:
Oh, that dear, sweet, innocent girl. She really thinks that a military tribunal held out of sight of the rest of the world is just as good as a trial. How cute!
(Of course, a few detainees have been released, as Lulu says, but we don’t want to look real hard at how long those innocent people were detained, and what was done to them before the military tribunal decided they were innocent.)
I swear, Little Lulu should star in her own sitcom. Any ideas for a name for the show? I was thinking “Stupid Twit,” but maybe that’s not cute enough.
The other day, she had a column in the KC Star alleging much about BaaBaa and a chance seating with a nursing mother. It was, I thought, one of the rare times when I agreed with her. Trouble is, Baabaa wrote in the next day or so pointing out a bunch of little lies in Michele’s piece.
It still doesn’t, in my view, exonorate Barbara, but it says once again, that the wingunts cannot open their mouths or pick up a pen, or put fingers to a keyboard without lying.
Gug
Michele Malkin is a less pale and better-fed version of Ann Coulter.
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I was just gonna make the same comment! Except mine was gonna involve some sort of right-wing neo-con radical crazy jello wrestling for the title of Most Deluded. but yours works too!