Fingers crossed that my pain will be gone. They sent me a long list of everything that could go wrong, so if y’all could say a prayer to the late Pope Frank just in case, I’d appreciate it.

He was nominated for sainthood, so this is equivalent to a contract year in baseball. Let’s go, Frank! Let’s get some miracles up on the scoreboard!

(Plus, I figure his prayer line might not be as crowded.)