Another One Bites the Dust
Sep 23rd, 2005 at 4:49 pm by Susie
WASHINGTON - Embattled Food and Drug Administration Commissioner Lester Crawford resigned Friday, saying in a memo to his staff that at age 67 it was time to step aside.[...]
But Crawford’s tenure was marked by increasing criticism of the agency, as the painkiller Vioxx was pulled off the market for safety problems and regulators held up wider access to emergency contraception.




AP)-President Bush announced today a replacement for resigning FDA chief Lester Crawford. Chester Crabbes, a retired pipefitter and now part-time auto mechanic from Beaumont, TX has been tabbed for the high profile position. Upon hearing the news Chester said, “I wear bibs, heavy shoes and like hand tools so I figger I can relate to all those hot head gals giving Dubya a hard time. Now, somebody get me some hand soap, I guess I got some horses to milk.”
Chester Crabbes?
I wonder if that’s the same Chester Crabbes who was my bunkmate at the Foursquare Gospel Evangelical Baptist Bible Camp, way back when in Lufkin TX. One helluva guy, Chester was, and cussed like a drunken sailor whenever he got into the sauce, which was quite often.
Shoot, I’ll give ol’ Chester a call — maybe he needs a good deputy chief.
FDA Commissioner Lester Crawford Resigns
Embattled Food and Drug Administration Commissioner Lester Crawford resigned Friday, telling his sta
Another One Bites the Dust
FDA’s recently appointed director resigned unexpectedly….