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December 26, 2011 3:57 pm 2 comments Views: 40

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Dumped his first wife because she “wasn’t pretty enough to be First Lady.”

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  • Man, sometimes that barrel’s so small the fish just shoot themselves…

  • Has he looked at his current wife? She looks like she’s ready for the Wax Museum. Oh, and be careful, she’s flammable.

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