AP Ticker’s Scrapple News: Post-Election Chaos and Radical Christian Gay Sharia Law

Folks, I have been a proud liberal/progressive/dirty-fuckin-hippy for as long as I can remember. So it is my sad duty to tell you that in the week since Obama’s re-election , I have learned through sad, heart-wrenching experience, that the Tea Party, Ted Nugent, Victoria Jackson, Rush Limbaugh, that guy at Libertarian Republican (dot-com) and all the rest…. were right. Yes, friends they were right about Obama’s secret radical Christian gay Sharia agenda. And here’s the video that PROVES it, so get your guns and run to the hills.

We are doomed. And I am gay-married… to a BOX TURTLE. A gay one.

One Response to AP Ticker’s Scrapple News: Post-Election Chaos and Radical Christian Gay Sharia Law

  1. imhotep November 14, 2012 at 7:08 pm #

    The following is no joke. Israel assassinated Hamas’ military chief Ahmed Jabari today. Israel also carried out 20 airstrikes in the Gaza at the same time. When this war begins—and it will begin—keep in mind that Israel started the fight. Not the Palestinians. Not Hamas. Israel assasinated Ahmed Jabari and bombed 20 locations. This is all on Israel. The news media will be singing a different tune. They will be lying. This war was started by Israel. As they have started every other war since 1951. Truth to power.

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