The 4th of July

I was reviewing an X show at the old Chestnut Cabaret, and I didn’t realize that taking pictures from the mosh pit was an unspoken no-no. So some hulking asshole in a black leather trench coat knocked me to the floor and was kicking me in the ribs with his Doc Maertens. I looked up from the floor at his shiny white teeth, and thought to myself, “Look at those teeth. Must be a Penn student.”

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