More f*ckery

I am so sad to announce

That it will be ungodly hot and humid in D.C. tomorrow and there will be thunderstorms most of the day that might ruin Trump’s “Salute to Me, Me, Me!” celebration:

It would just be awful if something like this happened to the president*, wouldn’t it?

He really is this stupid

Dear sweet Jesus, I can’t believe this moron is in charge: