Category: American Idiot

Bananas!

June 6, 2025June 5, 2025 ~ susie

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?LUTNICK: Generally 10%DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariffDEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2025-06-05T16:54:17.635Z

Only the best people

June 3, 2025June 2, 2025 ~ susie

lol Exclusive: FEMA staff confused after head said he was unaware of US hurricane season, sources say www.reuters.com/world/us/fem…
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) 2025-06-02T21:54:24.992Z

Whiny ass titty baby

May 28, 2025 ~ susie

The secretary of transportation literally goes on tv every day to talk about how pants-pissing terrified he is of public transportation
— Laura Bassett (@lebassett.bsky.social) 2025-05-28T21:43:50.109Z

He’s so stupid

May 28, 2025May 27, 2025 ~ susie

the most darkly humorous aspect of this is that we already have a thing that comes as close as is technically feasible to what Trump imagines Golden Dome would do, it's called NORAD, and Canada already participates in it
— Tyler Boschert (@tylerboschert.bsky.social) 2025-05-27T23:09:43.440Z

How about that

May 7, 2025May 6, 2025 ~ susie

It took a few tries & a word Kristi Noem never says to her lover Corey Lewandowski but Bravo Lauren Underwood (@underwood.house.gov)for finally getting her to say NO!The U.S. does NOT have the right to deport citizens youtu.be/AHTTbb0ddOo?…
— Boehlert Media Busters (@mediabusters6.bsky.social) 2025-05-06T21:56:01.891Z

Remember when they accused Biden staffers of making all the decisions?

May 7, 2025May 6, 2025 ~ susie

🇺🇸🤔🇺🇦 Trump gave no instructions to cut off aid to Ukraine. The order to temporarily suspend military aid to Ukraine came from the office of Pentagon chief Pete Hegseth, taking the White House by surprise, — Reuters.❗️The aid was restored a week later. Senior officials could not provide an answer.
— MAKS 24 👀🇺🇦 (@maks23.bsky.social) 2025-05-06T10:40:43.831Z

LOL

May 5, 2025May 4, 2025 ~ susie

Alcatraz is a national park.
— amanda moore 🐢 (@noturtlesoup17.bsky.social) 2025-05-04T23:06:51.883Z

This is fine

May 1, 2025April 30, 2025 ~ susie

RFK Jr. ordered the NIH’s Integrated Research Facility in Frederick to stop all research on serious infectious diseases yesterday at 5:00 PM. They study pathogens like Ebola there. You may be familiar with it from The Hot Zone. www.wired.com/story/hhs-ni…
— Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD (@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social) 2025-04-30T22:44:57.697Z

The loser really fucked up this time

April 25, 2025April 24, 2025 ~ susie

FLEXPORT: “.. In the 3 weeks since the tariffs took effect, ocean container bookings from China to the United States are down over 60% industry wide.”#SummerOfScarcity 🇺🇸
— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) 2025-04-24T11:36:48.160Z

Dry drunk follies

April 21, 2025April 20, 2025 ~ susie

Pete Hegseth has got to go. – Pete Hegseth's supporter and former DOD spokesman.Why?He's carrying out Stalineque purges and defaming former staffers when they leave (a Fox News high art form) and leaking war plans to anyone he's ever met and The Atlantic.Listen to him.
— Grant Stern (@grantstern.bsky.social) 2025-04-21T01:45:33.591Z

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