Dear sweet Jesus, I can’t believe this moron is in charge:
President Trump touts a 4th of July event at the Lincoln Memorial and says it will be "one of the biggest gatherings in the history of Washington, D.C." https://t.co/62pnDhWTEw pic.twitter.com/JO4Z9xOG1x
— CNN (@CNN) February 24, 2019
You mean we should hold the date for July 4th?! We always hold that date- perhaps your Russian handlers didn't tell you that 4th of July has long been a big US holiday
— (((DeanObeidallah))) (@DeanObeidallah) February 24, 2019
huh. parades and fireworks on the 4th of July. weird how in 240 years no one else has thought to do this. sir, you're amazing, where do you get these ideas? but the only fireworks I'm interested in is our president's twitter tantrum when Individual-1 Junior finally gets indicted
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) February 24, 2019
why are they calling it "Trump's 4th of July parade" when "Million Moron March" is right there for the taking
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) February 24, 2019
Listen, Trump. I know how those Adderall binges go. After a prolonged period of perpetually popping those little bastards, sleep deprivation blends with the effects of amphetamine, fostering grandiose delusions. For instance, THINKING YOU INVENTED THE FUCKING 4TH OF JULY.
— 🔥Reverend Aiden (@SweetFnLucifer) February 24, 2019