This one is for the gang of donors at the breakfast fundraiser for Sen. Jon Kyl, who is often mistaken for an overfed rhino:
Cold ground was my bed last night,
And rock was my pillow, too.
If you are the big tree/ We are the small axe/ Ready to cut you down…
What I like about Bob Marley is that he didn’t have to try to deafen you with power chords to sound dangerous.