Just the ones on stage! Of course, convention-goers will still be permitted to carry actual weapons onto the convention floor — but no puppets in the street, damn it!
TAMPA, Fla. (CBS Tampa/AP) — While puppets have been a feature of the political landscape at conventions and large-scale demonstrations for decades, officials have effectively banned them for the Republican National Convention in Tampa.
The Tampa Bay Times reports that the city has essentially declared puppets’ components illegal in the RNC event zone, which covers most of the downtown area.
“Their components are not allowed inside the event zone,” Andrea Davis, spokesperson for the Tampa Police Department, told the Tampa Bay Times. “Also their heads have been used to hide weapons and other matter, fecal matter.”
No sticks, strings or masks allowed — therefore, no puppets.
Puppet protesters call it a “suppression of civil liberties.”
“I understand that the people proposing limitations may mean well and their genuine concern may be safety,” Tracy Boyles, executive director of Spiral Q Puppet Theater in Philadelphia, told the Tampa Bay Times. “But if we try to limit our civil liberties and freedom of expression because of the acts of a few, then we’re really not free.”
“Then we’re really not free.” Where did Mr. Boyle get the idea that we are a free people? Maybe he read it in some propaganda pamphlet published by the Wall Street Journal for Fox News(?)?
Damn! I know how pissed Howdy Doody must be……….
But can they carry handguns? Isn’t that the important thing?
“Arm your puppet.” Hey there’s even a tune ready made.