People seem to have no sense:
HAGERSTOWN, MD. – The highly caffeinated Monster Energy Drink has been cited in five deaths and one non-fatal heart attack, according to reports that the U.S. Food and Drug Administration is investigating.
The reports claim that people had adverse reactions after they consumed Monster Energy Drink, which comes in 24-ounce cans and contains 240 milligrams of caffeine, or seven times the amount of the caffeine in a 12-ounce cola.
Although the FDA is investigating the allegations, which date back to 2004, the agency said the reports don’t necessarily prove that the drinks caused the deaths or injuries.
Speakin’ of wtf, how about this for a brilliant idea?
http://www.shalereporter.com/industry/article_fcd5b9cc-1a35-11e2-9cdc-0019bb30f31a.html
After all, what could go wrong?!
The perversity of the American market is that Monster sales will go off the charts in response to this report.
In the words of Dr. Gonzo, “My heart feels like a fucking tiger!”