Save me from Fox News.
I don’t know how this is sexist? Men get face-lifts too. Well, no matter……Here’s some real made up news. Obama is going to Israel at the end of March. They say he’s going because he’s serious about getting a two-state solution. Israel just held an election and Netanyahu’s Likud Party got its ass kicked (31% of the vote). Yair Lapid of the Yesh Atid Party came in second with 19% of the vote. Lapid kicked Netanyahu’s ass. Lapid’s campaign was run by American Democratic strategist Mark Mellmen who is one of John Kerry’s operatives. But here’s the “made up” news. Today the Obama administartion said that Helbollah should be named a “terrorist group.” Then there’s this. Hezbollah controls 1/3 of Lebanon’s territory. They have 1 minister and hold 11 of the 30 seats in Lebanon’s Parliment. They have 50,000 really powerful rockets in their arsenal. They were declared a terrorist group years ago by the United States and put on our terrorist watch list then. So who is kidding whom? Everytime the USA gets entangled with the Israelis it turns into Alice in Wonderland. Opium gets smoked, white rabbits start hopping around, and we all go through the looking glass.
Just business as usual in the land of the Faux.
Here’s some fake news from The Daily Currant….. “Conservative radio host Glenn Beck called 911 today after accidentally eating a pizza prepared according to Muslim tradition from a Arab-owned pizzeria.”