Dead Fish

I’m sure this has nothing to do with anything, so just wait and it’ll all go away:

Tens of thousands of dead fish are lining the Jersey Shore — as far as the eye can see — beginning at High’s Beach along the Delaware Bay in Middle Township Wednesday.

“Once you figured out what it was, the smell hit you,” Flavia Scotto of Burlington, N.J. said about the bizarre fish kill.

Believed to be peanut bunker fish — a bait fish — each measures about three-inches long and they all appear to be the same species.

“It looked like a foam coming in and then I said, ‘Oh, a few fish,’ then, ‘No! It’s all fish,’” Christine Cummings said about her 7 a.m. walk on the beach Wednesday.

The thousands of stinky corpses washed up over night, as there was no sign of them Tuesday.

One thought on “Dead Fish

  1. I hope Michelle Obama enjoyed her vacationfest in Spain while our Jersey shore is despoiled by these dead fishes.

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