Sheesh. You’d think that reporter would have asked ONE astrologer before spreading that completely misleading story all over the place.
Look: There’s an astronomer’s zodiac, and there’s an astrologer’s zodiac. They’re not the same thing. Every few years, some asshole astronomer sends out a press release trying to cause a big flap: “Look, there’s a 13th sign! That’ll show those stupid astrologers, because we are SCIENTISTS!!”
Even though, you know, they don’t know a damned thing about how astrologers actually work.
So go on about your lives. You’re still whatever sign you always were.