Letter to the ruling class

Jesse Ventura:

You control our world. You’ve poisoned the air we breathe, contaminated the water we drink, and copyrighted the food we eat. We fight in your wars, die for your causes, and sacrifice our freedoms to protect you. You’ve liquidated our savings, destroyed our middle class, and used our tax dollars to bailout your unending greed. We are slaves to your corporations, zombies to your airwaves, servants to your decadence. You’ve stolen our elections, assassinated our leaders, and abolished our basic rights as human beings. You own our property, shipped away our jobs, and shredded our unions. You’ve profited off of disaster, destabilized our currencies, and raised our cost of living. You’ve monopolized our freedom, stripped away our education, and have almost extinguished our flame. We are hit… we are bleeding… but we ain’t got time to bleed. We will bring the giants to their knees and you will witness our revolution!

Sincerely,

The Serfs.

You know, despite some of the fringe-ier folks he attracts (and the occasional remark with which I disagree), I really like Jesse. Maybe he should run.

4 thoughts on “Letter to the ruling class

  1. “fringe-ier folks he attracts?”

    Maybe because he’s a nut who’s never met a conspiracy he couldn’t believe in?

    9/11 truthers are dumb shitheads, and I could never support a dumb shithead.

  2. Did I say I wanted him to win? I want him to run, because he would push Obama really hard on some progressive issues, and under the circumstances, that won’t come from a Democrat.

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