Embed from Getty Images You always look at Ivanka Trump and wonder how she sprang from her father’s fetid and probably stumpy penis: she is really elegant and classy and has a low throaty voice and doesn’t talk like a particularly dull 11-year-old. She makes Donald Trump look, if not good, somehow, somewhat, better. So here…
That’s stretching it calling ivanka hot. Despite his beauty queen and ex model baby mamas, all of trumps kids are a bit unfortunate looking. although ivanka is much prettier these days, I would assume due to medical intervention. I remember when daddy bought her a modeling career in her teens and thinking that was one ugly chick they were trying to pass off as a supermodel. I seemed to have been alone in that area. Maybe the industry was too afraid of the Donald to say anything. How ivana won a beauty pageant is another mystery. Maybe she was miss lower Moravia at a third tier beer fest judged by sex starved Warsaw Pact infantrymen. But clearly the common source of ugly in that family is Donald. plus, his hands really are small, like the Kristen wiig skit on snl.
Oh man, this post is beneath the standard of these digs.
Lless – this is a post from Wonkette – it’s actually a lot less snarky than their usual. You’d have to go there to understand.
To me she looks almost exactly like her mother, who is quite beautiful. Sad she’s his kid.