I don’t know what to tell you

AEM Austin Meet and Greet with Gary Johnson

I gave up and went to bed, I don’t even know who won — but it looks like Trump. And I started to notice a pattern early last night: Every state where it was razor close, libertarian stoner Gary Johnson had anywhere from 2-4 pts.

I don’t believe in those kinds of coincidences.

He’s a Koch head. They’ve used him before. And I thought it was a little odd that they were so far under the radar this cycle, insisting they would concentrate on Senate races. (They even denied they were giving Johnson money. Even though Johnson said so.)

So I think they looked at the states where Clinton was strong, and they organized the ground game for Gary Johnson. They peeled off enough of a percentage to put Donald Trump, the climate-denying toddler, in charge of making sure no one laid a regulatory finger on their oil, coal, and gas companies.

What a country!