COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA – Not content to simply sign one of the nation’s most restrictive anti-abortion laws, South Carolina’s governor announced this morning she would begin “staking out” every uterus that belongs to a sexually active female in her state. Gov. Nikki Haley (R) signed the bill, which bands abortions from the 20-week mark of a…
Uh, whut??? Aren’t we all glad Rethugs hate intrusive big government?
UH, soneome needs to inform the good governor tht penises do not usually enter the uterus. Doing so would take an amazingly rigid penis and would also cause great pain, grievous harm, and perhaps ultimately death to the woman so penetrated.
In other words, Nikki, a very, very very bad thing.
Semen of course do in due course enter the uterus, sometimes resulting in pregnancy. The good governor’s inspections might possibly result in miscarriages, so she does realize she may end up in jail?
Hoisted on her own petard, as it were. Metaphorically.