This putz

September 23, 2024September 22, 2024 ~ susie

This pious, pontificating asshole. This spineless pile of puffery.

James Comey concedes he may have been responsible for Trump's election win in 2016, and the sustained, years long nightmare that continues today. https://t.co/CXpjRCbJmr
— Arizona Political (@AZVotes) September 21, 2024

He’s such a choad

September 20, 2024September 19, 2024 ~ susie

Unearthed video: JD Vance says he wants Americans to pay more for groceries, clothes, and other basic necessities in order to combat “woke”: “We're gonna have to get a little uncomfortable. We’re maybe gonna have to be willing to pay a little bit more for certain consumer goods” pic.twitter.com/LOjTWPmEtX
— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) September 19, 2024

Same shit, different day

September 19, 2024September 18, 2024 ~ susie

Now he’s starting on Pennsylvania:

Guess he forgot he liked them before he didn’t like themhttps://t.co/9FoNi1kQEq
— Stewie (@Stewie0) September 18, 2024

This cheered me the hell up

September 19, 2024September 18, 2024 ~ susie

Team Tester asked attendees at Donald Trump’s Bozeman rally last month what they thought of Tim Sheehy.

Here’s a hint: It wasn’t good. pic.twitter.com/6Jw3pvwMKQ
— Jon Tester (@jontester) September 17, 2024

Of course they are

September 19, 2024September 18, 2024 ~ susie

New — Local election officials throughout Georgia for months have been coordinating on policy and messaging to call the November election into question before a single vote is cast, per emails reviewed by @JustinGlawe @CREWcrew https://t.co/Q4XoR693QC
— Hugo Lowell (@hugolowell) September 18, 2024

If at first you don’t succeed

September 16, 2024September 15, 2024 ~ susie

And by that, I mean create a groundswell of support and a big bump in the polls over a shooting, try, try again.

More Details:

Shots were just fired at Trump international golf course in West Palm Beach, Florida.

Trump was there golfing.

An AK-47 was discovered in the bushes and the suspect fled over a nearby wall, per a source in Florida law enforcement. pic.twitter.com/bAifZwPWWP
— Kylie Jane Kremer (@KylieJaneKremer) September 15, 2024

“A source in Florida law enforcement.” According to my teevee, Trump was not the target.

“Two people exchanged gunfire outside of Trump International Golf Course West Palm Beach. The shooters were targeting each other, and the gunfire was not targeting Trump” https://t.co/Gt8P4CBjqz
— Jonathan Lemire (@JonLemire) September 15, 2024

So here's what law enforcement says happened: Trump is golfing around 1:30 on Sunday. Agent going one hole ahead of him finds a man with rifle in the bush/tree line. Agent fires at him. Trump is evacuated. Man flees & is later captured. Leaves gun, backpacks, camera on scene.
— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) September 15, 2024

Assassination attempt suspect identified as Ryan Routh. He voted for Trump in 2016 and then later supported Tulsi Gabbard. pic.twitter.com/E5a14pLFqu
— Tara 🇺🇸 (@Hen31Tara) September 15, 2024

I hate this goober

September 12, 2024September 11, 2024 ~ susie

Sen. TUBERVILLE, who held up hundreds of military promotions, just used the same playbook for U.S. attorney nominations.

He’s willing to threaten our national security… and now our law enforcement. pic.twitter.com/nHMPxT20uR
— Senate Judiciary Committee (@JudiciaryDems) September 11, 2024

He was on TV bragging about how now he had the tallest building

September 12, 2024September 11, 2024 ~ susie

C-Span mic catches Trump getting yelled at by an attendee at the 9/11 Memorial

"Where were you for 20 years I've been here? Where were you?" pic.twitter.com/iYkWnPzHxM
— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) September 11, 2024

Not this asshole again

September 11, 2024September 10, 2024 ~ susie ~ 1 Comment

Tommy Tuberville (R-Moscow) is at it again, this time blocking the promotion of the General who will command all US Army forces in the Pacific. https://t.co/W3iEvqlLKS
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 10, 2024

Just so you know

September 6, 2024September 5, 2024 ~ susie ~ 1 Comment

Jesse was married to an age-appropriate woman but decided to flatten the tire of a much younger co-worker so he could come to the rescue and change her tire. And now they’re married and have kids! That’s his version of masculinity:

Jesse Watters thinks straws are gay. https://t.co/Ht4x2RgFB9
— Ragnarok Lobster 🐺 (@eclecticbrotha) September 5, 2024