Somewhere O. Henry is laughing his ass off. Nobody would ever take a school bus hostage if they had read "The Ransom of Red Chief." https://t.co/XDUZcTv8Jw
— Blue Girl, Democrat&Antifascist 🌍💧💙😷✌🤦♀️🔥🐟 (@BGinKC) May 7, 2021
Category: Oddball
The thrill of victory
After the Ever Given was successfully refloated, a salvage team chanted the name of one of the dredgers responsible for freeing the giant ship, allowing traffic to flow again in the Suez Canal. pic.twitter.com/srgSsogHHB
— NBC News World (@NBCNewsWorld) March 30, 2021
Nature strikes again
The large bird reportedly caused significant damage to the dentist's waiting room https://t.co/otdyExI9xE
— FOX 29 (@FOX29philly) March 8, 2021
Go mama!
Don’t mess with mama… pic.twitter.com/yF2hLcUMEx
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) February 11, 2021
Hangry
…. meanwhile: "It just basically runs up my leg and I'm like, 'OK squirrel, hello, what are you doing.' He either bit or scratched me on my neck and then I must have reached over, and the next thing I know, it's an MMA cage match and I'm losing."https://t.co/PCWwm0hRvB
— Bill Hangley Jr (@HangleyJr) January 3, 2021
Tip your waitresses, they deserve it
Especially with customers like this:
Heh. ‘Gelatinous blob.’
Is this Trump searching for post-Presidency employment?
— Jordan Barab (You're on mute!) (@jbarab) November 30, 2020
"Scientists Confirm Entirely New Species of Gelatinous Blob From The Deep, Dark Sea"https://t.co/fyzsfsv5Dx
Whoa
Beluga whales are capable of vocalisations remarkably close to human speech [source: https://t.co/kCuItLOcs5] pic.twitter.com/1dc3NUR3Na
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) November 8, 2020
Get the BBQ sauce!
40,000 pounds of pork roasted when big rig catches fire in San Diego https://t.co/zZ2TgDT2r5
— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) July 8, 2020
I did not know this
China may send 100,000 ducks to Pakistan to battle locust swarms. Pakistan has declared an emergency saying locust numbers were the worst in more than two decades. A single duck can eat more than 200 locusts a day, more effective than pesticides: experthttps://t.co/h1hRI9y4pt pic.twitter.com/iShCy7Y346
— Channa Prakash (@AgBioWorld) June 5, 2020