Close-up of a massive landspout in Colorado.. 🌪 pic.twitter.com/fO8O9e0an9
— Buitengebieden (@BuitengebiedenB) June 9, 2021
Category: Oddball
At least they’re admitting something is out there
After decades of writing off every single reported sighting as weather balloons, it’s kind of strange that the Pentagon is confirming so many leaked or declassified videos of UAPs (unidentified aerial phenomena). The Senate intelligence committee has ordered the Director of National Intelligence and the Secretary of Defense to deliver a report on the sightings by next month. Maybe this “drip drip drip” is leading up to something big. Here’s the transcript for one segment. Via CBSnews.com:
Ryan Graves: Pretty hard to spoof that.
Voiceover: These photographs were taken in 2019 in the same area. The Pentagon confirms these are images of objects it can’t identify. Lieutenant Graves told us pilots training off the Atlantic Coast see things like that all the time.
Ryan Graves: Every day. Every day for at least a couple years.
Bill Whitaker: Wait a minute, every day for a couple of years?
Ryan Graves: Uh-huh.
Ryan Graves: I don’t see an exhaust plume.
Voiceover: Including this one – off the coast of Jacksonville, Florida in 2015, captured on a targeting camera by members of Graves’ squadron.
Soundbites from pilots: Look at that thing, it’s rotating! My gosh! They’re all going against the wind, the wind’s 120 knots to the west. Look at that thing dude!
Bill Whitaker: You can sorta hear the surprise in their voices.
Ryan Graves: You certainly can. They seem to have broke character a bit and were just kind of amazed at what they were seeing.
Bill Whitaker: What do you think when you see something like this?
Ryan Graves: This is a difficult one to explain. You have rotation, you have high altitudes. You have propulsion, right? I don’t know. I don’t know what it is, frankly.
Voiceover: He told us pilots speculate they are one of three things: secret U.S. technology, an adversary’s spy vehicle, or something otherworldly.
Ryan Graves: I would say, you know, the highest probability is it’s a threat observation program.
Bill Whitaker: Could it be Russian or Chinese technology?
Ryan Graves: I don’t see why not.
Bill Whitaker: Are you alarmed?
Ryan Graves: I am worried, frankly. You know, if these were tactical jets from another country that were hangin’ out up there, it would be a massive issue. But because it looks slightly different, we’re not willing to actually look at the problem in the face. We’re happy to just ignore the fact that these are out there, watching us every day.
Watch more of the segment here:
Hilarious
Somewhere O. Henry is laughing his ass off. Nobody would ever take a school bus hostage if they had read "The Ransom of Red Chief." https://t.co/XDUZcTv8Jw
— Blue Girl, Democrat&Antifascist 🌍💧💙😷✌🤦♀️🔥🐟 (@BGinKC) May 7, 2021
The thrill of victory
After the Ever Given was successfully refloated, a salvage team chanted the name of one of the dredgers responsible for freeing the giant ship, allowing traffic to flow again in the Suez Canal. pic.twitter.com/srgSsogHHB
— NBC News World (@NBCNewsWorld) March 30, 2021
Nature strikes again
The large bird reportedly caused significant damage to the dentist's waiting room https://t.co/otdyExI9xE
— FOX 29 (@FOX29philly) March 8, 2021
Go mama!
Don’t mess with mama… pic.twitter.com/yF2hLcUMEx
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) February 11, 2021
Hangry
…. meanwhile: "It just basically runs up my leg and I'm like, 'OK squirrel, hello, what are you doing.' He either bit or scratched me on my neck and then I must have reached over, and the next thing I know, it's an MMA cage match and I'm losing."https://t.co/PCWwm0hRvB
— Bill Hangley Jr (@HangleyJr) January 3, 2021
Tip your waitresses, they deserve it
Especially with customers like this:
Heh. ‘Gelatinous blob.’
Is this Trump searching for post-Presidency employment?
— Jordan Barab (You're on mute!) (@jbarab) November 30, 2020
"Scientists Confirm Entirely New Species of Gelatinous Blob From The Deep, Dark Sea"https://t.co/fyzsfsv5Dx
Whoa
Beluga whales are capable of vocalisations remarkably close to human speech [source: https://t.co/kCuItLOcs5] pic.twitter.com/1dc3NUR3Na
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) November 8, 2020