There are at least three varieties of scary songs — novelty numbers, done for laughs; songs that have dark lyrics but aren’t all that scary; and songs (“compositions” is a better word) that actually sound scary and give you the creeps. More here.
Category: Oddball
Gaddafi nailed because he had no nukes
My sources intercepted a final dispatch sent by Moammar Gaddafi to his friend and fellow war criminal Dick Cheney right before the rebels caught up with him:
Dear Dick,
It looks as if the sand fleas will feast on me after all, and I suppose this is a good thing, under the circumstances. My Amazons have deserted me. I’m down to my last pinch of pharmaceutical meth, and sub-Saharan crank does not cut it, any more than this third-rate kif from Timbuktu…
Baby I’m a-mazed
See, I don’t get that whole corn maze thing. It sounds incredibly boring. They used to have them near the Hellmouth, but I was never tempted to go to one. It just never seemed like my idea of a good time.
Celebrate
Pit bulls
Yeah, everyone tells me what nice dogs they are — until they’re not. They do have those locking jaws, you know.
Adios, summer girl. Or is it ‘sun-eyed’ girl?
Beck’s subversive little joke is that he’s not singing “My summer girl” on the chorus. “Sun-eyed,” maybe. It sounds like “summer” because that’s the word his melody has set us up to expect…
The horror
Ha ha
Damn
If that had happened to me, I’d have to shoot anyone who took one of my Fudgesicles. Just sayin’!