There goes Doc. Well, it’s not as if we had any momentum, anyway.

Boy, do they suck so far.

“The Phillies lost tonight but at least they’re showing some signs of life.” — Local broadcaster.

On the FIRST DAY of the season. At least they don’t look dead yet.

With Bill Murray. I just loved this story.

So in addition to pitchers and catchers today, we have this.

Tomorrow!

Just one week until pitchers and catchers!

Ryan Freel, 36.

And I suppose it’s best that this 4-year-old Cardinals fan learns it early: