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November 15, 2010 9:35 pm 6 comments Views:

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What if every time a TSA agent grabbed someone’s groin, that person started humping their hand and moaning really loud? Bet they’d stop.

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  • (laughing) OMG!! That is funny!! (I can’t stop laughing)

  • Snarki, child of Loki

    Everyone, make sure you see (or see again) “When Harry met Sally”.

    “Ohhh…ooo….OHHH…a little higher..Ohh yeah God Yeah please YEAH BABY! AHHHHH!”

  • Bwahahhahaaa!!!! That’s even better than the National Opt Out Day. I love it!

  • i know a number of people on facebook who say they do exactly this.
    I like Jeffrey Goldbrg’s suggestion: if you’re a guy, wear a kilt with no underpants, make them grope you in public.

    As for me, I am MORE than willing to get naked in front of everyone at the airport, and to groan in erotic pleasure.

  • Snarki, child of Loki

    Make sure to be super pleasant and polite, and thank the TSA agent for a pleasant experience. “Honey, that was WONDERFUL!”

    Complement them on their professionalism: “Wow, you’re a real PRO!”

    THIS is one area where our transgendered allies could really make a difference, btw.

  • Like, they wouldn’t be arrested…for some kind of disrespect to the TSA rep?

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