Oh boy
Chris, my tech sensei, is sitting here trying to fix the goddamned malware that installed itself on my computer (no, I didn’t open any email, it was a bad site). He’s complaining about using my ergonomic keyboard and my ergonomic balance, but I think the baby he’s balancing on his lap has more to do with this problem. But hey, he’s here and hopefully will be able to fix my desktop.
Must have been that Breitbart link.