‘Gay marriage crashed my boat’

These people are insane:

It is not funny that Maryland Delegate Don Dwyer drunkenly crashed his boat last year, fracturing the skull of a five-year-old girl. But it is funny that he is blaming gay marriage for the alcoholism that made him drunkenly crash his boat last year, fracturing the skull of a five-year-old girl! Oh, did we say “funny”? Well, seems like everything is funny to us! First, congratulations to Del. Dwyer for sitting down with the Capitol Gazette and making a searching and fearless moral inventory of himself. Second, the opposite of congratulations to Del. Dwyer for coming up with the positively Gingrichian “I was working too hard to protect the sanctity of marriage and that’s why I fucked my aide drunkenly crashed a boat, fracturing the skull of a five-year-old girl.”

2 Responses to ‘Gay marriage crashed my boat’

  1. Ron January 15, 2013 at 6:18 pm #

    The GOP, Party of personal responsibility. Yeah, right.

  2. Izquierdo January 15, 2013 at 6:41 pm #

    It’s
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    if
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    a
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    pug
    nic
    an
    !!!

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