Here’s how my opening day went

How about yours?

Steady on

I was feeling imploded
A wooden smile, a wooden heart
Then things exploded
Like rockets in the dark
Now I’m pulling out splinters
And I’m off to hibernate somewhere
For the nuclear winter
Of another love affair.

Shawn Colvin:

Go Stacey

She’s so good. I’d like to see her as someone’s VP…

Act 2

I can’t believe all these jackass media types demanding everyone apologize for Mueller investigations. Remember, when Mueller says he couldn’t “prove” collusion, he meant he couldn’t prove it with unclassified sources. These guys know exactly what Trump was doing. Now the Dems pick up the torch: