This makes me weary. As I’ve said before, reporters shouldn’t be socializing with the people they cover, and it’s a little pathetic that they get so excited about this annual event. Oo, I get to wear an evening gown/tuxedo! Look, over there! Justin Beiber!
This nation is in the dumps. Lives are falling apart. Forgive me if your self-conscious tweets from this asskissing event fail to hold my interest.