Ooo! Another hippie punch! Joe Biden tells the base to “quit whining” and get out there and “look at the alternatives. This president has done an incredible job. He’s kept his promises.”
I guess it all depends on what you mean by “promises.” There was that “hope and change” implication, kind of like when a married guy tells his mistress, “Someday, baby, you and me’ll be together.” Meaning, “I’ll tell you what you want to hear right now, but only a moron would take me literally.”
So we’re officially on notice.
The people still without jobs? Quit yer whining.
The ones on food stamps? You, too.
Your house is being foreclosed on? What a buncha pussies. Shut yer piehole!
Those of you living in your cars? Be grateful you still have cars!
Sleeping on your friend’s couch? Beats a cardboard box, don’t it?
You can’t afford to see a doctor? God damn it, you’ll be able to do that in 2014. You can’t wait just four more years?
And they wonder why the base isn’t motivated.
Let me put it this way. You know how Joe Biden’s grandparents came here from Ireland to find a better life? Americans are trying to figure out how to move their families back to Ireland.