Are you ready for some Rapture?

I’m so excited about Saturday. I’m going to pick up a new house, some guns and hopefully one of those Mormon food pantries with a year’s supply of food.

What are you getting when you’re Left Behind? Oh, and don’t forget – the end of the world is October 21st!

13 thoughts on “Are you ready for some Rapture?

  1. I don’t believe it obviously, but how funny would it be were it true and only the DFHs, liberals, heathens, etc. got raptured? Man, that would be hilarious. Not that we’d know.

  2. @k No corpses according to the graphics in latest rapture pamphlet left on my truck at the grocery store. That’s according to the Pentecostal brethren in my neck of the woods, but, your mileage may vary, depending on what type freaks you have in your area.

  3. Good. Of course that was supposed to be on Oct. 21st, which is the end of the world anyway. So I guess I won’t be around to be bothered. At least for long.

  4. i passed the billboard on 95 today that says the bible guarantees it! hey that’s good enuff for me.

  5. So why did we go to all that unnecessary trouble to off OBL and feed him to the infidel fishes? Why didn’t GWB or Sarah Palin explain all this to us?

  6. I always do my shopping at the last minute. The pressure makes it so much more exciting.

  7. Hey everyone, visit Google and type in “Famous Rapture Watchers,” “Pretrib Rapture Diehards,” “Pretrib Rapture Dishonesty,” “Pretrib Rapture – Hidden Facts,” & “The Rapture Index (Mad Theology).” Great reads! Don

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