I don’t think this anti-gay Republican who was allegedly caught making the homosexual sex with his gay assistant is really gay, because after all, being a homo is a choice, right? I think his assistant just said, “How can you condemn it when you haven’t even tried it?” And being a fair-minded Godly man, he did.
So he’s not gay. Having sex with men doesn’t mean anything. God made your eyes to look at women’s breasts, everybody knows that!