3 thoughts on “Thought for the day

  1. My cousin had a turtle that was amazingly adept at escaping from the tank. The thing would disappear and be found days or weeks later, jammed up into a corner with some hockey socks, covered with dust and dried out. That scooter turtle lived for more than 20 years, too, including surviving a house fire. What’s 20 years in McConnell years? Or senator years? I think five serf years equals one senator year.

  2. With the help of his Chinese (Secretary of LABOR under Bush!) wife!

    Rupert Murdoch recently avoided a full face cream pie by adopting a similar strategy.

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