Cus that’s what all this “debt ceiling” “austerity” bullshit is all about: it’s about fucking the poor (and the working class and the middle class) so the rich don’t have to pay higher taxes.
Here’s another song for Washington (the official video has a great intro, but bleeps out the swear words, so here’s an unofficial with better sound):
I say cook them slowly, Texas barbeque style. Low heat, over a matter of hours, mopping regularly. Some would suggest skinning, but if long pig is anything like the rest of the pork family of meats, I would bet on a deliciously crispy, oh-so-greasy crust like you get with pork shoulder. Or not, as the site suggests. Either way, I’ll bet it’s a nice change from Friskies.