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So, no dinner for you this year? I’m sorry. Or do you get to eat all the Jello?
Mashed potatoes. A roll. A slice of buffalo mozzarella, some goat cheese on rice crackers, Sprite and a cup of chamomile tea. Oh, and a dish of pasta with butter. That’s it! I got to watch everyone else eat my daughter-in-law’s delicious cooking.
So, no dinner for you this year? I’m sorry. Or do you get to eat all the Jello?
Mashed potatoes. A roll. A slice of buffalo mozzarella, some goat cheese on rice crackers, Sprite and a cup of chamomile tea. Oh, and a dish of pasta with butter. That’s it! I got to watch everyone else eat my daughter-in-law’s delicious cooking.