Tomorrow I have my very first colonoscopy.
For those of you who have already crossed this Rubicon, it’s no big deal. And really, I don’t care about the actual procedure, since I’ll be high as a kite.
I just hate the thought of drinking a gallon of some nauseating crap and running to the bathroom all night. It’s just not my idea of a good time.
So if you have any helpful hints or uplifting tales of your own, do share.