The winner will be a 35 year old widow with 6 kids on welfare and SNAP. She will give the entire amount to the Catholic Church who will take it and use it in the Bishop’s Defense Fund.
I’m with you, Susie. But unplugging the phone would be the second thing I’d do. I suspect that my panties would need attention first…
As soon as I get the check I’m outa’ here.
‘at dere reminds me of my wife’s favorite joke, goes sump’m lack:
Fella (or Woman, take your pick of protagonist) thrusts open the front door and yells: “Pack your bags honey, i WON THE LOTTERY! WOOOOOO-HOOOOOO!” Wife (or husband) yells down after screaming wildly: “What should i pack for, darlin’, cold weather or hot?”
Husband (other spouse) responds: “i don’t much care as long as your gone by noon!”
She just thanks ‘ats a funniess thang she ever did hear, jes’ fallin’ all about the plyce!
Tom, I’m pretty sure that’s a Newt Gingrich true story.
The winner will be a 35 year old widow with 6 kids on welfare and SNAP. She will give the entire amount to the Catholic Church who will take it and use it in the Bishop’s Defense Fund.
I’m with you, Susie. But unplugging the phone would be the second thing I’d do. I suspect that my panties would need attention first…
As soon as I get the check I’m outa’ here.
‘at dere reminds me of my wife’s favorite joke, goes sump’m lack:
Fella (or Woman, take your pick of protagonist) thrusts open the front door and yells: “Pack your bags honey, i WON THE LOTTERY! WOOOOOO-HOOOOOO!” Wife (or husband) yells down after screaming wildly: “What should i pack for, darlin’, cold weather or hot?”
Husband (other spouse) responds: “i don’t much care as long as your gone by noon!”
She just thanks ‘ats a funniess thang she ever did hear, jes’ fallin’ all about the plyce!
Tom, I’m pretty sure that’s a Newt Gingrich true story.