So yesterday I broke one of my toes, the middle one. (A quart of paint fell on it.) From the top, it looks fine; from the back, it’s all purple and black. And of course, I’m limping. I’ve broken toes at least a dozen times, but this is the first time I’ve had trouble walking on one.
Sometimes it feels like the universe is conspiring to keep me from walking like a normal person.
UPDATE: The doctor says it appears to be a slight fracture of the metatarsal head and is sending me for an x-ray.