The hookers and the Secret Service

I don’t even know what to say about this!

Remember back in April, when the Secret Service got in trouble because it was not only hiring hookers, but refusing to pay them? They were not even being scrupulous about their unscrupulous deeds!


A bunch of people got fired, and everybody forgot and moved onto the next national security crisis, and then Benghazi, probably, and the election, and then still Benghazi, and… oh, nevermind. Anyway, turns out that CIA Secret hooker? She was hired by the DEA. I KNOW.


That’s right — the Drug Enforcement Agency hired a Colombian hooker for President Obama’s advance team. The same agency that brought you the revelation of heroin being just as bad as weed is now bringing ladies of the night to the Secret Service, for secret services!


From NBC:

Two U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration agents “facilitated a sexual encounter” between a prostitute and a U.S. Secret Service agent days before President Barack Obama visited Colombia for a summit meeting in April 2012, according to a Justice Department investigation obtained exclusively by NBC News.

2 thoughts on “The hookers and the Secret Service

  1. I thought all of that was a sideshow to distract us from the fact that at the last big meeting of the western hemisphere nations, notice was given to the U.S. and Canada that as of this year, they mean to recognize Cuba, and if the U.S. can’t get on board with that, then they will not be considered members of the organization going forward.

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