
I think I’ve gone about six months this time without slamming one of my toes into something, usually resulting in a broken toe or a lost toenail. So it was about time for it to happen again. Fortunately, this time nothing’s broken.
And after all these years, I still hear my father yelling, “What the hell have I told you kids about running around the house in your bare feet?”

OUCH! Do you have no feeling in your feet, Susie?
That’s just a stock photo, not my feet.