It’s not as if their children need to breathe

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Is this the stupidest fucking thing you ever saw? Just when I think it can’t get any worse, they top themselves:

Pickup trucks customized to spew black smoke into the air are quickly becoming the newest weapon in the culture wars.

“Coal Rollers” are diesel trucks modified with chimneys and equipment that can force extra fuel into the engine causing dark black smoke to pour out of the chimney stacks. These modifications are not new, but as Slate’s Dave Weigel pointed out on Thursday, “rolling coal” has begun to take on a political dimension with pickup drivers increasingly viewing their smokestacks as a form of protest against environmentalists and Obama administration emissions regulations.

Last month, Vocativ noted many coal rollers focus their fumes on “nature nuffies,” or people who drive hybrids, and “rice burners,” or Japanese-made cars.

“The feeling around here is that everyone who drives a small car is a liberal,” a roller named Ryan told Vocativ. “I rolled coal on a Prius once just because they were tailing me.”

Weigel spoke to a seller of coal rolling customization equipment who described why some drivers see spewing smoke as a political protest.

“I run into a lot of people that really don’t like Obama at all,” the salesperson said. “If he’s into the environment, if he’s into this or that, we’re not. I hear a lot of that. To get a single stack on my truck—that’s my way of giving them the finger. You want clean air and a tiny carbon footprint? Well, screw you.”

2 thoughts on “It’s not as if their children need to breathe

  1. Clean air is for pussies.

    Consider the … oh, let’s call it “thought process,” at work here: We don’t like Obama, so whatever he is for, I am against. So this isn’t an exercise of their pro-pollution principles, it’s a reaction to Obama’s belief that pollution is a bad thing. It’s the mindless, dangerous view of politics as a team sport: We hate your guy so much we will proudly pump carcinogens into our children’s lungs rather than agree with him on a completely noncontroversial point.

    If Obama said, “Hitler was bad” and “crime is bad,” would there be a wave of dipshits in coal rollers robbing convenience stores dressed as nazis?

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