In this week’s episode of Silver Linings

Amazon’s New Tablet Finally Arrives, Amazon Fire HD 8 Review

My boss got me one of the new smaller, lighter Kindles for my birthday. Well, I broke it. It’s not made with Gorilla glass, like the old ones — I’ve dropped that dozens of times, no problem.

It was under warranty, so I called to tell them to send a new one. The nice lady on the other end told me there was a waiting list, but they could send me a Kindle Fire HD as a replacement if I didn’t want to wait. Since that one’s much more expensive, I said hell, yeah!