My friend Kathy posted this on her Facebook page this morning. This pig was at her front door! She said she called the cops, and when they showed up, they just sat there and laughed. No one seems to know what to do with a pig on the run.
I told her to build a BBQ pit.
I like your suggestion. Tis the season for roast pork.
or keep him a while … and name him “Bacon”.
Yea, you scratch him behind the ears, and when you want to move him, you use a large something to tap him on the knees. They’re actually quite loving.