They sure do pick ’em

FEB 2009 Page - Jennifer Priest for Michelle Van Etten

It’s the George Costanza effect!

A Florida businesswoman who the Trump campaign personally asked to deliver a speech at the Republican Convention was billed as the successful employer to a staggering 100,000 people — when, in fact, she employs no one.

Michelle Van Etten, “a multi-level marketer” for a dubious nutritional product company called Youngevity, is slated to speak during Wednesday night’s business-focused event called “Make America First Again.”

The official RNC schedule and a Sunday press release described Michelle as a small-business owner who “employs over 100,000 people and is a strong supporter of Donald Trump, knowing his policies will support businesses all across America.”

Van Etten, 42, revealed to the Daily Beast on Monday that, actually, she has zero employees.