No, not the Rock, although he’s also considering running for public office. No, I mean Kid Rock. You know, the “Bawitdaba” guy. Or if you’re old enough, the white rapper who loved being compared to Vanilla Ice, but did his hair up like that one dude from Kid ‘n Play. Apparently just being pals with all…


Every whack job in the United States is currently running for elected office as a Republican.
The Democrats on the other hand can’t figure out what to run as.